#can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect
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The internet’s habits of shortening phrases and words tends to make things confusing, so I’ll explain this one in hopes of clearing things up: “Feminazi,” is short for, “I don’t actually know what feminists or Nazis are.”
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THOR YOU PRECIOUS FIVE YEAR OLD
reblogging for that accurate commentary.
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all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee
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its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
boo hoo
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body
you need an award right now
I think about this post a lot
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MISHA DMITRI -> West ANAXIMANDER
JENSEN -> JUSTICE
JARED -> Thomas
I’M SENSING SOME KIND OF PATTERN HERE
I GUESS SOME DADS JUST DON’T WANT THEIR KIDS TO FIND THEIR NAMES ON THE LITTLE SOUVENIR KEYCHAIN THINGS EITHER
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This man is a wonderful human being
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what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever
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